New Years Resolutions

So, what are your New Years resolutions? Do you even make resolutions? Have you ever kept a resolution?

This year, my top 10 resolutions are as follows:

1. I resolve to be less of a loser.
2. I resolve to father at least one child.
3. I resolve to lose 50 pounds or more.
4. I resolve to hit the 10,000 subscriber mark on YouTube.
5. I resolve to get mentioned at least once on a national TV show.
6. I resolve to be a better husband.
7. I resolve to go back to school.
8. I resolve to find a job that is both enjoyable and fiscally rewarding.
9. I resolve to invent something useful.
10. I resolve to write a book.

There they are. My top 10. Let’s see if I can manage to pull off even one of them.

Later! :-D) <—That’s my double-chin smiley. See resolution #3

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